Already, 120 tickets to The Pirates of Penzance Dinner Theatre show have been sold! There are still tickets available, but don't wait! To reserve your tickets, email firstname.lastname@example.org today! For more info on the night, see our previous blog post.
BE WARNED: DO NOT buy a ticket from any ticket seller with an eyepatch or a parrot on his or her shoulder. Those tickets have probably been PIRATED!